Sometimes, your arms are just too short to box with god.

sashawiremarryme:

Season 1:

Noah simes’s love interest: *leaves*

Season 2:

Noah simes’s love interest: *starts to leave*

Noah simes: *pulls out a sword* oh no you fucking don’t

lesbianherstorian:
“an advertisement drawn by alison bechdel in the newsletter of the atlanta lesbian feminist alliance vol. 16 no. 3, march 1988
”

lesbianherstorian:

an advertisement drawn by alison bechdel in the newsletter of the atlanta lesbian feminist alliance vol. 16 no. 3, march 1988

(Source: lesbianherstorian)

lesbianbrachiosaurus:

hatingongodot:

hatingongodot:

a little kid came up to the desk (it came up to his like, collarbone) and very seriously asked me about baby name books, because he wanted to help name his new sibling. i guided him to the shelf (there were only two book of names) and pointed out the differences between them, and after some serious contemplation he went, “I think I should take both, just in case.” So I gave him both and he thanked me and went on his way.

And I went back to my desk and screamed into my arm for like 45 years because HE WAS SO FUCKING ADORABLE AAAAA

i love when little kids come to the reference desk alone because they want to be perceived as an adult and so they come up to you and very seriously inquire “Where are your books about dolphins? ò__ó”

and of course you have to very seriously show them your collection of dolphin books while they nod carefully at your explanations and it’s SO CUTE!!! THEY’RE SO CUTE AAAH

@closet-keys

(Source: nunyabizni)

tags → #sausage #egg #tomato 

cumman468:

this is what got us kicked out of eden, cuz u hoes can’t follow rules

fieninforajimbeam:

full fruit trees in random yards that I pass while driving are more tempting to me than any man ever will be

thecraftychemist:

jumpingjacktrash:

jacknabber:

i-homeostasis:

i-homeostasis:

dude seeing these Mega high quality images of the surface of mars that we now have has me fucked up. Like. Mars is a place. mars is a real actual place where one could hypothetically stand. It is a physical place in the universe. ITS JUST OUT THERE LOOKING LIKE UH IDK A REGULAR OLD DESERT WITH LOTS OF ROCKS BUT ITS A WHOLE OTHER PLANET? 

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LIKE THIS JUST LOOKS LIKE IT COULD BE A PERSON’S BACKYARD. LIKE YEA A LITTLE DUSTY MAYBE THERE WAS A SANDSTORM BUT THAT’S COOL I’M JUST GONNA WALK DOWN TO THE STORE P S Y C H YOU’RE ON MARS BICH!

i hate to be rude and intrude on this post but we have decent pictures of the surface Venus too! 

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#venus has a low render distance

See also below Saturn’s moon, Titan. Mars has a blue horizon at sunset so it looks even more Earth-like in this image:

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Source

Also: Comet 67P/Churyumov–Gerasimenko

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sansael:
“ lifeofcynch:
“DMXJNXHXHDBSB
”
We had that 10 years ago. Tokio Hotel existed.
”

sansael:

lifeofcynch:

DMXJNXHXHDBSB

We had that 10 years ago. Tokio Hotel existed.

(Source: official-deutschland)

jover2013:

This is the content I was looking for this evening

grant-j:

I will always love this.

localtiktoks:

nex-star:

started listening to the magnus archives.. Can you guess my favorite

unlawful-waffle:

blackgirloneshots:

2004montecarlo-ss:

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I know exactly what this is about and I hate it

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which season is your favorite?

winter: nature goes to sleep, fairy-tale snowy landscapes, CHRISSMASSS, snuggling up with warm chocolate, christmas markets
spring: everything is blooming, nature is waking up, birds start singing, it's pleasantly warm, romantic
summer: beautiful dresses, swimming outside, berries, fruit, vacations
fall: she's orange and we love her
stygira:
“let him have fun too!
”

stygira:

let him have fun too!

stonelionhearts:

torn between “the world is falling apart and it’s meaningless to work on my stupid gay stories” and “the world is falling apart so it’s essential to find meaning in my stupid gay stories” 

tags → #Every day