earlier today i said kill la kill is the blurred lines of anime and i blew my own mind
all i want is to see Seijuurou’s little sister
He just left the house with that ladle.
|Tell a joke, everyone?|
what is red and smells like blue paint? red paint. heh. - royce
A group of astronomers were studying the stars. After twenty-four hours they got tired and called it a day. - Administrator G. Kendrell.
A woman was sitting at her lover’s sickbed, crying as you do, when her wife, mustering what little strength she has left, pulls herself up onto her elbow. “Mary,” she whispered, in a reedy voice. “Mary! I cannot go to the Country without confessing my misdeed.” “Now, now,” says Mary, patting her sallow arm, “Lie back and rest.” But her wife, stricken, insists, “I cannot! I must tell, or I may never know peace. I have been unfaithful to you, Mary! In this very apartment - not one month ago!” “Hush, dear,” Mary soothed, “I know. Why else would I have poisoned you?”
"Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?" "Ask your parents." Snort. - SR x